Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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