I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Randomize
