Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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