I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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