so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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