The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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