I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
farters have to be the big spoon...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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