Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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