problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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