I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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