no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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