I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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