i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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