Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Do plants get herpes?
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