it wasn't lemon gatorade
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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