We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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