Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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