she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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