after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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