i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Randomize
