brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
