I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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