I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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