She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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