That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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