He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
