He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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