I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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