P.S. I can't hear my feet
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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