before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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