Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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