Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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