And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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