he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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