Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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