In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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