I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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