Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
smell my finger.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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