it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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