I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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