you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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