You smell like a Billy Joel song
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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