I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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