that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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