Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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