i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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