I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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