Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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