I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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