ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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