These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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