We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
