I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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