Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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