ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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